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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Just have some patience. In a few more months you can have the same joy hanging outside department stores telling kids there is no Santa Claus.
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That's fringey's area of expertise, not mine. But sometimes we work together. She makes a scene to distract "Santa," while I steal the Salvation Army kettle. Afterwards, we meet up at the local Denny's, split the cash, and go buy toys for poor children.
Unfortunately, Paigow wears out vibrators faster than we can purchase them.
CDF (maybe we should buy in bulk, one gross at a time)
