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Strange Poll
Driving in neat, crowded suburb with no agriculture or livestock within 50 miles. As I turn a corner, two huge llamas surge out of nowhere and give chase at full speed. I finally outpace the llamas, who are still in pursuit last time I saw them in my rear view mirror, and stop at a gas station to call the cops. The lieutenant (who usually only deals with 'kid knocked over my mailbox'/ 'teens steal alcohol from packy' type things), replies in totally bored voice, "Yeah yeah, llamas. We got 'em."
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