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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Paigs, sweetie, looks like my awards ceremony of yesterday has reinvigorated your award granting spirit. Mulitple Bilmores in one day! My. Don't worry, I don't think it's derivative. It's probably just excitement left from the Emmys. Well, keep at em.
No PAIGSotD award today, though SD certainly tried. Even you, Paigs, just couldn't muster up enough verbose meaningless banter to live up to expectations. Kind of a phone it in day, aye? Well, that kind of staleness comes with age, but I'm sure you'll still have some days. Who knows, maybe this will have to be a weekly thing instead. Looking forward to what the morning brings...
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Amateur hour. Folks, lets get this guy a scholarship to the Less School of Flaming. Leagl, can you set up a donation spot on the board?
Edited to add this great tribute. The great thing about being a tributee is that sometimes you dont een have to do your own work or phone it in. Now I dont have to cavort with the masses strewn across the Strollpast Highway who take weak and derivative shots in order to get someone, anyone to notice them (another sympton of the midlife crisis that befalls married, middleaged men fwith ho hum lawyer jobs and more ho hum lives). I can just use this:
Your [awards] post was pathetic and derivative of me. You cannot even hope to aspire to the great heights I have achieved on this board. I am an icon and you are a poser whose time has [never arrived, and never will]. Go talk to your [fellow of counsel track forty something colleagues], creep. Or get some original material. Don't try to use mine because I'm cool and in with the in crowd and you are a dirty old man who's married and squicks everyone out.
oh, and only those with FB cred get to call me Paigs. To you its paigow, or miss princess if you are crusty.
