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[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
mr. spookyfish,

you mean to tell me that you are pretending to be a naughty schoolgirl on the fashion board today??? pretty kinky, but i can't imagine that you look very sexy in the uniform

oopsie, silly me, i guess that you would be pretending to be a naughty schoolboy - although i doubt that mr. violins would be as willing to give you a spanking though - are you hoping that i would do it

but in any case, i suspect that your oppositition to me calling you mr. spookyfish dropped when you started picturing me as a student wearing my uniform of a little plaid skirt and white blouse and acting very naughty in a strict school where you are a teacher and corporal punishment on the bare bottoms of naughty young ladies is not only allowed, but is encouraged

love, ruthie

No, ruthie. First things first. You're right. I wouldn't look good in the uniform because I clearly don't have the legs for it.

Actually I was pretending to be the original funnier CTD from the evilboard. I thought the Mr./Miss/Mrs. thing would add to some of the stilted formality I always sensed in 'em's posts. I was bored to death today and spent a lot of time perpetuating this goof. As a bonus, I pissed off Thurgreed, but that wasn't really that hard to do. But hey, I kept the damn board moving.

Back in the day when I went to catholic school, we had nuns in charge of teaching and corporal punishment. Hard-bitten, full habit, take-no-shit brides-'o-jesus. While I must admit, I have a fondness for attractive ladies in short plaid skirts and mary janes based upon my memories as a student, I cannot think of anything even remotely sexual or appealing about those two images juxtaposed.

Call me what you will, I'm really very easy to get along with.

spookyfish