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Originally posted by purse junkie
Aside from the sheer squickiness of calling one's mistress one's daughter, I am now looking forward to a proud new era of obits such as "Mrs. Jones is survived by her husband, Robert, and her younger, hotter side action, Bill." That's the kind of thing that will really comfort the cuckolded spouse and who-the-hell-wants-to-know-about-your-parents'-sex-lives kids in their time of grief.
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Yet another reason not to have kids, eh?
Anyway, where are the cops to arrest the guy for "incest"?
DA: So, Mr. Smith, Miss Hoochie is your daughter?
Smith: Um, well, no.
DA: But you described her in your wife's obituary as your daughter?
Smith: Yes.
DA: So you've been having carnal relations with your "daughter"?
