09-25-2003, 11:16 AM
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Goofy Post of the Day
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hell, I don't know. I'm just assuming over here. But imagine sitting in the same women's shoe store on two different occassions. The second time, the convo would go like this:
Twin 2: "Do you like these, these, those, these, these or these? Because these go well with my fall stuff, but those go better with black. And these can be worn in more than one season. But those transition from work to play with no problem. But these..."
You: "You want the black sling backs."
Twin 2: "How do you know? I really like those, but we haven't even gotten started yet."
You: "Trust me."
And then she'll go through the whole thing anyway and you'll be sticking those pumps in your fucking eyes, Single White Female style.
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