I need a birthday present stat for the spouse who has everything (and the rest he is probably bidding on Ebay right now). The thing I was going to get him fell through (an event he can't attend).
Concerns are the following - travel and anything time-intensive is out until after mid-October due to his work concerns, I am 31 weeks huge, he picks out his own clothes, he is a Barbasol kind of guy, I've got about 4 days left, and I am trying to be creative.
Right now I have a nice chocolate custard-filled cake recipe ready to go and nothing else. At this point, I may resort to buying porn, which will at least temporarily divert his attention from the fact that I couldn't come up with a real gift.
-T(frustrated and panicking)L
