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				Cue the cheesey music!
			 
 I attended a really, really tiny school where there was nowhere to hide.  People with excuses transferred to easier schools like University of Chicago.
 I did once ask for additional time to revise a thesis chapter because the Soviet Empire had collapsed the night before and I needed to adjust my analysis.  Fortunately, it was an informal deadline and my thesis advisor was very understanding.
 
 Oh, and I graduated in 4 years of college and went straight through law school.
 
				__________________My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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