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Originally posted by paigowprincess


not to steal NFH's schtick but

from PEoplenews Elusive beast 'alive and well'





It's round 349 of the Bennifer wedding media circus and Ben Affleck has waded in, all guns blazing, to insist nuptials with J.Lo are still on. Following weeks of speculation, the shampoo-loving actor has maintained he and Jen are still together and they will get married. He also quashed rumours that their recent visit to a courthouse was for purposes more sinister than obtaining a gun licence. 'When we get married we're not gonna do it in a courthouse,' he ranted, adding the following gem: 'We've both been working so hard. We just want to get some peace and quiet. We're just hanging out, doing our thing like we've been doing for a long time now.' Laid-back Ben seems conveniently to have forgotten the couple's initial wedding tack, ditching peace and quiet in favour of fuelling publicity for current flick Gigli, which nothing on earth - least of all a high-profile wedding - could save.

'Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston don't get hounded like this,' Affleck griped. No Ben, they don't, but then neither court publicity so assiduously. Brad once famously stated that couples who star together on the big screen are asking for trouble. The only time they've worked together was when Brad guested on Friends in what was a very tongue-in-cheek performance. Ben and Jen will almost certainly be taking this advice, albeit against their will, for given the slating Gigli received at the hands of fans and critics alike it is unlikely that too many scripts are clogging up the Bennifer mail box. Good thing too.

ncs 3:45


Heh heh heh. Jen ... assiduously...

This one will be added to my language bank. Thanks Peoplenews!

(how sad is that)