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		| Originally posted by Not Bob So, with the Generic Winter Gift Giving Holidays rapidly approaching, I'm thinking to myself that I could really use a Good Vibr...uh, I mean Amazon (dammit!) gift certificate. But I am wondering which way to go with my song.
 
 Should I go with Paigow as Evita Peron, singing "Don't Cry for Me, Fashionistas"? (sample line: "And as for Lester, and as for Slave/I never invited them in/though it seemed to the Boards that they were all I desired")
 
 Or the Three Dog Night classic hit from before all y'all were born, "Black and White"? (sample line: "thurgreed is black/bilmore is white/together they rant, and rave, and fight")
 
 Or PLF's favorite Elvis Costello song, as sung by one of Mr. Grinch's many chick groupies? (sample line: "Atticus, I know this board is mocking you/Oh, Atticus, my aim is true")
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 These are wonderful ideas.  You should submit one, and have other socks submit two for you.  But if you don't watch out, another sock may now beat you to it.  
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