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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
There are no circumstances under which cowboy boots are acceptable. None. I don't care if you live in Texas, Oklahoma or Soho. They always look stupid. Girls look so rEdiculous in them that I tend to laugh in their faces when they have them on. No matter what else you're wearing, this is what I see:



But there is nothing more pathetic than a man in cowboy boots. Nothing. I don't care if you're the fucking Marlboro Man. This is what you really look like:



If you want to go horseback riding, ladies, wear these:



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You have obviously never worn Lucchese (pronounced "Loo-casey") boots.

I have some of your preferred riding boots but find them less than fashionable in the foothills out here and not nearly as comfortable.

Cowboy boots are all about context. Don't wear them to the office, don't wear them to bars, do wear them outside with appropriately weathered, appropriately snug jeans and a loosely buttoned western shirt. Sans hat, unless you want to look like a dude. Except if you are a professional cowboy, which I am not.

And never, ever tuck your jeans in them. That just screams "dork".