"Heart patients may soon be able to buy underwear designed to detect heart rhythm abnormalities and even call for an ambulance in case of emergency, according to researchers at Netherlands-based Philips Electronics."
http://www.msnbc.com/news/977635.asp?vts=100920030836
"THE RESEARCHERS have developed sensors that measure body signals such as heart rate information, which can be sewn into bras and shorts and which connect to a thin chip module that monitors the signals."
"Should the patient suffer a heart attack, the system can trigger local alarms or wirelessly link with a mobile phone."
So the poll question is: If your underwear could link with a mobile phone, who would it call?
Of course, this could lead to annoying calls from some goober's secretary saying "Please hold while I connect you to Mr. Asshat's underpants."
