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The Two GPs Post

By Skeks in the city

As I was billing all alone
I heard two GPs speaking a koan;
The one unto the other did say,
"On whom shall we go and dine today?"

"Toward a NASDAQ maker's boom years
I know there aim new-Spitzer spears;
And nobody knows the AG eyes there
But Brobeck, Wilson and VLG all whom care.

Yet Brobeck's to the billing gone;
Wilson's conflicted sitting on,
VLG's taken with a mate.
So we may take our billings sweet.

"You'll sit on the NASDAQer's back,
And I'll pluck out his Gurka jack;
With rolls and rolls of his green cash
We'll adorn many a strippers' gash.

"Few for him will make a groan,
And none shall know where he is gone;
O'er his white bones, till they are bare,
The billing shall churn forevermore."