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By andViolins


Here is my feeble effort.

(With apologies to Angus)

She was a fashion machine
She kept her fendi clean
She had the best damn Rabbit I had ever seen
She had the wildfire eyes
For a Halloween disguise
Knockin’ me out with those Armani thighs
Posting more than her share
On stuff like shampoos for hair
She told me to cum but I’d tcb’d in my chair

‘Cause my desk starts shaking
The laptop was quaking
Penske was faking
And Paigow and Pony were making it and you-

Posting all night long

Billing double time
Imbibing drinks made with lime
She was one of a kind, but her socks aren’t mine
She wanted classic brogues
Or strappy open-toes
Post a pic of Britney so Chef’ll come back for more
TM likes Thrasher’s ass
Bikini waxes and CLASS
So I read posts on this site and think “its Friday let’s fight!”

‘Cause my fake tan starts flaking
The moisturizer starts caking
Wonksters balls are aching
And Penske’s still faking it and you-

Posting all night long

aV