TM's Submission
By Thurgreed Marshall
(for original formatting click
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...8937#post38937)
Sung to the tune of Eminem's Lose Yourself:
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To ridicule everyone you ever wanted - One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
TM's palms are sweaty
Fingers weak
Arms are heavy
There's vomit in his mouth already
"LOL" posts are petty
He's nervous
But online he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting
What he should post now
The whole board grows so loud
He cracks his knuckles
But the words won't come out
He's chokin', how
Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out
Time's up
Over
Pow!
Snap back to reality
Where's the depravity?
Oh, there goes Francis
He choked
He's so mad, but he
Won't give up that easy
Nope
He won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these
Ropes
It don't matter
He's dope
He knows that
But he's broke
His debt's stacked
And he
knows
Tonight he gets back
To his home
turns around and it's
Back to the office again, yo
This whole work shit
He better find a way out and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the FB, like Penske
We own it and better never let it go (ho!)
You only get one shot to post, so put on a show
Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the FB, like Magnus' mommy
We own it and better never let it go (ho!)
You only get one shot to post, so put on a show
Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo
From infirmation we're escaping
Now it's their board that is gaping
Lawtalkers is primed for the taking
Who should be king
As we move toward a
New board order
PLF? He's so 2001...
Might as well perform a post mortem
Wonk reads and grows harder...
he only gets hotter
Slave bowls us all over...
These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast trips...
Less is known as the globetrotter
Houston's roads
RT only knows
She drives from office to home
but no farther
Paigow's the board's very own lunatic daughter
Coke up her nose...
Leaves and comes back...
The false martyr
Weed don't post here no mo...
He's cold product
So we moved on to the next schmoe who flows
Shifter's stock rose
TS has got power
The FB soap opera is told and unfolds
It's getting old pahtna
But the board goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the FB, like Finchy
We own it and better never let it go (ho!)
You only get one shot to post, so put on a show
Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the FB, like GWiNCky
We own it and better never let it go (ho!)
You only get one shot to post, so put on a show
Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo
No more games
I'ma change what you call rage
Tear the mothafuckin' thong off of red undies' frame
EO was nicer in the beginning
But her mood's all changed
Someone should chew up and spit out every single pj page
So I keep postin and writin' in this space called cyber
Best believe google aids the Grinch as a writer
SD's pain inside amplified by the fact
That he can't get by as a nine to fiver
DTB provides the right type of life for her family
NotBob's so old the guy's ready to buy diapers
Genre: horror movie...
DS is a filer...
that is her life
Stayin' ketchupped is so hard
and it's getting even harder
Pepper used to office-TCB
Plus
Remember when Arby caught her a Prima Donna
The Fugee Mama drama screamin is it
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in this spot
Should I scroll or not
It's gotten me to the point, I work like a snail
I've got
To formulate a plot
To grab the partners' pot
Success is my only mothafuckin' option
Failure's not
Barely, I love you
But all this email's got me so
I'm sick of the lawyer's lot
So here I go it's my shot
Feets fail me not
Cuz I gotta take the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the FB, Like RP
We own it and better never let it go (ho!)
You only get one shot to post, so put on a show
Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the FB, Like leagly
We own it and better never let it go (ho!)
You only get one shot to post, so put on a show
Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo
(You can flame anyone you set your mind to, man)
TM
