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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Or he could just move to the south side and never pay for a drink for the rest of his life...
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Very true. If he moved to St. Louis, he'd probably get a parade in his honor and a key to the city...
Only problem is that Cubs fans, a misguided and not very stable bunch (see, e.g., Mr. Bartman and the crazed morons who want him dead), are everywhere and there a even a few on the South Side... The guy would need a phalanx of Bridgeport (neighborhood near Sox Park) Teamsters 24/7 to keep him safe.
In other news, I am happy to report that the city has stepped back from alert status and the natural order of things has been restored. Carry on.
