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Originally posted by barely_legal
I couldn't make this shit up. He actually called me to tell me when he would pick me up (we were going to a comedy club for gods sake, not anywhere fancy) and I said "can I wear my jeans?" and he acted offended. He was like "well, I'm dressing nice-casual."
To me, "nice casual" means slacks and a shirt (no jeans or t-shirts). If he said "I'm dressing redneck mullet-sporting Nascar-watching nice-casual" then maybe I would have expected the black jeans he showed up in (yeah, I ended the sentence in two prepositions, kill me).
What are "jorts"?
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Jorts are jeans shorts. If you see someone wearing them, he's challenged. Don't stare - its impolite.
Slacks??? They're called pants. Slacks is a creepy word for creepy people who sell pants at Sears. You should not buy pants from anyone who refers to them as slacks.
S(does Sears still exist or did Wl Mart buy them?)D
