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Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) If you ask one of these southern nitwits why they are rooting against the yankees, they will say one of two things
#1 they are *yankees*. Guess what , mental midget, the Red Sox are yankees and the yankees are not. Go soak your hair in bleach and paint your fingernails. Suck my dick. get out of the bar. Something. Just make yourself useful.
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Um, actually they're mostly chicanos, californians, texans, louisianans (hi Andy!) and floridians on both sides. Though we're quickly getting to the point where fans will start cheering:
"The Latinos we hired are better at baseball than the Latinos you hired."
Doesn't quite have the ring of "Mets suck, Red Sox suck, Box Seats suck," but then, what does?
