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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Slacks??? They're called pants. Slacks is a creepy word for creepy people who sell pants at Sears. You should not buy pants from anyone who refers to them as slacks.
S(does Sears still exist or did Wl Mart buy them?)D
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You are so right about the "slacks" thing (and you think you'd kind of fancy that word, given your slacking tendencies - HA! I kill me). What a retarded word for trousers (I like the word "trousers" for some reason; it strikes me as kind of silly -- sort of like the word "underpants," for those keeping score at home).
And yes, Virginia, Sears does still exist. I bought a stove there not long ago. And a fine stove it is too! The Sears I know about sells only appliances and stuff. No clothing. Although I think there is a Sears in the Cross County Mall in Yonkers that sells the full complement of Sears merchandise -- including clothing, of course.
Say what you will about Sears clothing -- there's nothing like Toughskins jeans for little boys who otherwise rip the knees of their pants! (Or at least that's what my mother used to say -- although this doesn't explain why I had to wear them...)