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		| Originally posted by dtb You are so right about the "slacks" thing (and you think you'd kind of fancy that word, given your slacking tendencies - HA! I kill me).  What a retarded word for trousers (I like the word "trousers" for some reason; it strikes me as kind of silly -- sort of like the word "underpants," for those keeping score at home).
 
 And yes, Virginia, Sears does still exist.  I bought a stove there not long ago.  And a fine stove it is too!  The Sears I know about sells only appliances and stuff.  No clothing.  Although I think there is a Sears in the Cross County Mall in Yonkers that sells the full complement of Sears merchandise -- including clothing, of course.
 
 Say what you will about Sears clothing -- there's nothing like Toughskins jeans for little boys who otherwise rip the knees of their pants!  (Or at least that's what my mother used to say -- although this doesn't explain why I had to wear them...)
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"Trousers" remind me of trouser snakes, so I can't say that without laughing.  "Pants" sounds stupid to me.  Maybe it's just a regional thing, but I'm going to stick with "slacks".  Too bad we don't have an ignore feature for words so you could skip past all of my posts where I use the word "slacks".  Slacks slacks slacks.  
And I once knew a guy who had (and wore) black Calvin Klein jean shorts.  That one item of clothing violated five of my dealbreakers.