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Richard Simmons is a Liar!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
From salon.com:
"Richard Simmons parades around first class section of plane in tight Lycra shorts singing to passengers, later says, "I get on a plane and help serve the food and water! Throw pretzels! Get people going! Sometimes I do a little chair aerobics. I’m like the court jester of the sky!""
Link:http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/200...mon/index.html
Hummmphhhh...........I actually sat next to him on a flight once, and he did none of these things. He did reach over, pat my knee, and say "good for you, girl" when I pulled my huge bottle of water out of my carry on.
I would have preferred some court-jesterhood.
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Really? I think anyone that relentlessly perky should be slapped. Or for god's sake, at least force-fed a couple of Xanax so I can go back to enjoying my trashy magazine.
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