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Originally posted by barely_legal
Tonight is Billy Joel night. BJ won't actually be there, but everybody has to sing one of his songs.
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If someone promised me that anyone would do "Captain Jack," I'd actually tune in to see that shit. Or "Goodnight Saigon." That'd be hilarious. All the contestants could join in on the chorus. ". . . . and we would all go dowwwwn togetherrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . ."
A guy I knew in college was from an all-black neighborhood in Memphis. He'd never had even a single white friend until he got to college. His roommate, a real chalky engineering major from Jersey, took it upon himself to educate Rodney about white culture. Rodney's first lesson was to memorize "Piano Man." Arguably, it was all Rodney really needed to know to attain the functional literacy level.