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Originally posted by Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law
Ann Coulter rocks. Check this out:

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/pro...-coulter.shtml

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too!


Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

•"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

•"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

•"That Gus Petch is one ass-nailing stud!"

•"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principals. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

•"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

•"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."


Wadda stocking stuffer this will make!

Wow. So realistic looking. And sounding. Now I am unsure whether it was Coulter or her doppelganger that appear recently on Poitically Incorrect.


Nice moniker as well.