| Friend of mine called me this morning to tell me his gf had broken up with him.  
 The woman in question took him home from the doctor after a, shall we say not nice test men sometimes have to have, which required him to be given some heavy pain killers, so he is pretty out of it.
 
 She left him at his home, and then, apparently, called his cell phone, and left him a message dumping him.
 
 Can you imagine?  Who in the hell does something like that?
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