To: fringey
From: Shape Shifter
Date: October 24, 2003
Re: Posting Etiquette
Please discontinue engaging in teasing and/or flirtatious behavior with virgins, particularly those found regularly on the Politics Board. While your behavior is not objectionable in itself, it often inspires notions of grandeur on the part of the virgin party (see, e.g, quote below marked as Exhibit A). These notions of grandeur inspire the virgin party to venture over to the Fashion Board, which ends up cluttered with the unenlightening, nonsensical gibberish referenced in Exhibit A. Please return an initialed copy of this Memorandum to my office so that I may confirm receipt. Thank you for your cooperation.
Exhibit A
Quote:
Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Your zero-trick lizard has a trick. He barks!
And stalks.
And he has the remote control. You know I can't stand star trek, so can you come in here and take him outside?
[or maybe feed him to Robust Puppy?]
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