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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Slave,

I've listened to just about everything under the sun at one time or another - my current cd collection takes up a wall and ranges from Slayer (their lyrics are childish, but I have yet to hear a tighter outfit) to Wagner's Ring to Traffic to Johnny Cash to Carly Simon - everything but reggae, which is just too dull (even though I fucking love Sublime). ANYWAY... when I was roaming my fraternity house out of my head, my music of choice was Allmans, Dead, Stones, Traffic, Dead, Doors, Hendrix, Dead, Widespread, Faces, Jefferson Airplane, Clapton, Jane's, Zeppelin, Nirvana, Floyd, Santana, Dylan, Metallica, Keith solo stuff, Mick solo stuff, Buddy Guy, Cream, Dead, Jerry Band, tons of Velvets, Neil Young... etc, etc. You get the picture. Of course, in order to get laid, like all guys must, I danced and hummed along to "Late December 63" at sorority formals.

I never did the campy 80s tunes and would have tackled anyone who tried to slip U2 into the house stereo. No one would even consider playing the Boss - they'd simply know better. I like Neil Diamond (anybody appearing in the Last Waltz has to have chops), but didn't discover One Hot Summer Night until after college.

Yes, of course I sucked down returnable 16 oncers. My preference, however, was always for Mr. Beam. Much more bang for the buck.

S(jesus... did I just admit I dig speed metal and Carly Simon?)D

This is my favorite post of yours besides the one describing the totem pole bong with an erection logo. I ddint know that stupid song was called Late Devember 63 but can remember being at the same parties as you when that shit was playing. THe fat chick had the gallon of milk container filled with bud and was slugging away while her skinnier friends were talking to all the SDs out there tolerating that crap. I can remember one frat guy and I hooked up and he had this mix tape designed to put women in the mood and I think that song may have been on it (wow do I wish I had stolen that eighties piece of memoriabilia). Romeo and Julient was also on it (though I love that song) and other ballads that Clay would probably sing if they were the theme of an AI. I cant remember, but I pray to god that I was smart enough not to bang this guy.

Is it wrong that I cant remember every guy I ever banged?