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Originally posted by evenodds
He can have all the blow jobs he wants any old time.
Unlimited variety of cake, on the other hand, is a special treat.
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A. Its not unlimited, I doubt that's possible. His stomach would rupture or he'd vomit. Neither of which is a pleasant birthday scenario.
B. Why not bring in a variety of (mini)-hookers and he can have an (un)limited variety of blowjobs.
Just a thought.
And booze, remember nothing goes better with hookers than booze.