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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I'm paralyzed by the irony. I also find myself dangerously attracted to aggressive controlling secretaries, who always end up working out really well. For the 3 months before they get axed. I'm like the Murphy Brown of the NW and I never even liked that show. Merde!
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I like the cute young ones who bullshit with me about local bars and restaurants. I keep getting these fat slothlike Teamster pigs who do nothing and answer the phone rudely. And they're always calling in sick. How much can one person be sick?
Eh, well, I guess it beats the crazy cokehead I had last year who'd come sniffling and with upper respiratory issues every other day and throw temper tantrums when she didn't score at lunch. Or the foul slob who'd tell me she needed two hour lunches every day because she "had a baby to shop for" and then come back and eat a cheesesteak, slice and large sprite at her desk, stinking up the office. Meanwhile, I never once saw her alleged "baby"... but she did look very pregnant all the time.
