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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm sure that I'm violating some playa's code by asking this, but what's wrong with just telling the other person how you feel and what you want to do about it?
Without getting into the whole wife's tits thing again, the risk of asking for some skeevy sex act in order to get her to break up with you is that she might agree. Then you're stuck in the relationship because you got her to agree to suck you off while the milkman cornholes her, or whatever. I think this happened to George Costanza (or maybe Jerry) with a threesome, right?
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Tell her you're into scat. That should cut the cord effectively.
But, really, you're right... this culd backfire, but there is a tremendous upside - you get to try all sorts of wierd sex shit with her. That ain't a bad plan B.