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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I killed that squirrel as a warning to you about the way your life was headed. Glad you got the message.
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I've just gotten off the phone with PETA about you and your squirrel killing. It's a capital offense (to them) and they say you better watch yourself going home tonight or you'll be roadkill yourself. They aren't happy.
They've also informed me that if you go out tonight in a squirrel outfit wearing a "squirrel killer" sign, and hand acorns out to your woodland friends, they will consider a plea bargain.
Fair warning.
