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Originally posted by leagleaze
What, you have a problem with drag queens?
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Who doesn't like drag queens? My personal favorite was a full-figured non-traditional beauty named Patty Melt. Her best number was one where she came out dressed in a flannel grandma nightgown, hair in curlers, with a mattress strapped to her back, lip synching "You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime." She carried a can of aerosol cheese that she squirted into the eagerly opened mouths of her well-tanned and impeccably dressed adoring fans. If that's not Art, I'm not sure what is.
