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Originally posted by Montecore
Sorry to disappoint you, Shiva. I'm afraid you will never see your dream of "Senator Montecore" come to fruition. Who knew beads and tequila could be such a career killer? Oh well. Back to my lounge act . . .
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Montecore,
I want you to know that although on Saturday or Sunday I did see a stuffed replica of you with red splatters all over it, I was not involved in what I'm sure was some kind of sick Halloween costume making light of your behavior and the injuries of your beloved Roy. On behalf of whoever came up with such a costume, I apologize to you and all other white tigers.
I hope you and your human are doing as well as can be expected and that you are not slated for execution. I'm sure the fact that the replica was on a dumpster is no indication that your dead body is doomed to the same fate in the near future.
