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Originally posted by evenodds
It's next summer, lizard. Have them accelerate your therapy.
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Therapy is working too slowly. I have instead decided to fall back on my standby regimen of toadlicking and recreational electroshock. This should get me in Austin form be the end of spring at the latest and I will be tip-top by next summer. Just don't ask me to get shitfaced. I have become highly suspicious of this term.
