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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. I had a stress test a few years ago. My sitting heart rate is 60 and I could run on the treadmill like a motherfucker. Doc said I had an iron ticker.
2. In 00' I had bloodwork for a life insurance policy. Again, results came back as spectacular.
3. Bleeding from the nipple?
4. A friend who I party with a lot had some work done last year. came back with highly elevated liver enzymes. His wife doesn't let him go out and he can't drink anymore. Frankly, I can't live without booze. I've been a regular binge drinker since the age of 16 and I've no intention of stopping my weekend antics until the day I die. The last thing I need is to get into an argument with my wife about it.
S(If I dropped dead today, I could honestly say its been a good ride... I have no intention of having anyone tell me to curb anything)D
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Dude, on the off-chance* that your schtick is in any way related to your real life, you are a fucking moron.
Very few people "drop dead" from stuff that is quick and painless. You may remember from the other board that one of our mutual imaginary friends was in even better shape than you, but had a heart thing that she (or "he")** had to have surgically fixed. I imagine that if she didn't get it taken care of, at a minimum her quality of life would have gone down. And maybe if she were born 100 years ago and this sort of surgical repair was not possible, she would die from it.
I imagine many of us know someone who died from something that could have been prevented. Most of these ways of dying aren't all that fun.***
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Uh, is this proper hyphenation, dtb?
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I really dislike the (alleged) word "em."
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Yes, Nelson Rockefeller's death was fun, and I suppose it was preventable (he could have not banged his hot secretary on that day), but the rich are different, and get special privileges. I knew Nelson Rockefeller. Nelson was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Nelson Rockefeller.
