Now you can have your very own Minister of Information.
A talking action figure, with sayings like:
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"No I am not scared and neither should you be!"
"We have given them a sour taste"
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]"
I bet they're selling like hotcakes at:
http://herobuilders.com/
I've already bought one for a friend.
TM