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Gift Suggestions
For you obnoxious shits that have already begun the gift gathering process for the winter holidays, please note that I write with my left hand. Do not give me fountain pens because I have no use for them. The ink smudges all over the page, gets on my hand and then, inevitably, on my clothes. If I wanted my pants to have smudges in the crotch and on the ass, I would purchase them that way.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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