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Originally posted by barely_legal
The highlight was when Andrew the multimillionaire tool was on a date with Amber, the drunk sorority-slut (who turned out to be not so slutty since she was the only girl who wouldn't let him put his tongue in her mouth) and she asked him what his favorite chain restaurant is.
Before he could answer, she said "I love the Olive Garden." Andrew's disgusted response: "I don't like the Olive Garden". So Amber comes back with "so you don't like Italian food?" Andrew: "No, I love Italian food, I just don't like The Olive Garden."
This is why this show is so ridiculous. they are purportedly trying to find a suitable wife for an heir, and they pair him up with a woman whose favorite dining experience is The Olive Garden and who thinks that anybody who doesn't like the Olive Garden must therefore hate Italian food.
ok, that probably sounds snotty and maybe there are tons of millionaires out there who LOVE The Olive Garden, but the scene was still hilarious.
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I missed teh entirety of that dialog, since this version is still boring me so I multitask. All I heard was how he didn't like the olive garden. She seemed to think it was classy, in a noveau Greenwich kind of way.
Amber was particularly clueless, given that she seemed to think there was an "amazing connection" yet she didn't manage to say much more than she likes the olive garden. What kind of guys does she usually deal with? ONes who disappear if she's not putting out in 5 minutes? So when Andrew comes along, and stays with her for 3 hours+ on a date, he must be really "into" her? Good god, maybe she can find an Olive Garden that provides bottomless clues. (Of course, the "cold shoulder"/please come say goodbye to me bit at the end was pretty pathetic too).
And what was with the mormon chick? "I guess he didn't want the challenge of overcoming our differences." Well, duh. As you said, he runs a winery and you don't drink. All the other chick drink. And are hotter than you. And more likely to put out. There's surely a man for you; why does it have to be one your not going to be happy with? Just so you don't get laughed at for "losing" on the Bachelor?
And, are the other five "girls" basically figuring they've been eliminated once he gave "Tina Fabulous" the rose? Hey, what about "Jen Excellent" and so on? No moniker = no ring.
