That qualifies hands down as the oddest advice column I have ever read. Hard to believe that the columnist took her seriously instead of assuming (rightly so, I'd guess) that it was some 14 year old boy having fun at his expense. Are this guys other columns this weird? If so, I might have a new advice column to read!
On a related note, I read Dan Savage's new book recently (Skipping Towards Gomorrah) and loved it. The premise was that he set out to commit each of the 7 deadly sins (and traveling across the country doing so on his publisher's dime).
n(loves cheesy advice columns almost as much as good reality tv)cs