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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alright, I'm going to have to defend myself here. We would NEVER eat Pizza Hut. That's like walking into a party with hot 22-yr old co-eds and taking home the 35 yr. old spinster.
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Coltrane, your old lady jokes are about as tired as the order takers at NV Perricone's fulfillment center. Perhaps you could take the act to the discussion board populated by 22 year old supermodels who want nothing more than to blow midwestern lawyers while their roommates look on.
Don't be afraid of your thirties, kid. Nobody will force you to buy a minivan and the house in the suburbs with that girl you've convinced yourself is "the one" despite the fact that she hasn't sucked you off since before the wedding. You'll want to do it. Really. Just like the frog who wants to stay in the nice, warm water ...
