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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
As it is, Bravo is owned by NBC and ultimately General Electric. Showtime is owned by Viacom, which also owns CBS. I'm not sure what this means, but I have confidence it's all according to Shape Shifter's plan.
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How keenly observant of you, Mr. Grinch. You are doing fine work. Please keep scanning the required periodicals for your assignments. And remember, you have to read them. It does no good for us to send them to you if all you do is display them prominently on your coffee table.
Global corporations are not part of The Plan, per se, but rather an unfortunate and almost unavoidable consequence. For all the gains in efficiency, they always end up being more trouble than they're worth. Qualified multinational minions to monitor their activities are always in short supply, and you end up getting stuck with some sorority girl from Georgia Fucking Tech who thought her major in "International Business" would get her a flat in Paris and a phat expense account. You go girl! So you send her to Malaysia or Zaire or some other shithole were she's really needed and you email is soon flooded with her complaints about the food (she's it!) and the lack of familiar hygiene products. All this just to cross market Disney timeshares on the World's Strongest Man competitions at 3:00 a.m. on espn. Fuck!
Anybody know a good temp agency for multinational minions?
