Stupid things I saw today
There were 3, but I can only remember 2:
The "I am so cool because I have shinily slicked back hair" guy with his arms around the waist of the blond chick driving the lime green Vespa.
The mother allowing her toddler to wander in the spaces between the tables of a busy, busy breakfast place. It took the mom like 5 minutes to pick up the toy the kid threw down on the floor. Yeah, lady, that's safe. And she let the kid put her purse (complete with strap) so that it basically covered the space in the aisle. In a place where the waitstaff routinely carry three or more plates on an arm. Unfortunately, no one tripped and spilled hot coffee on the kid. And it didn't come close enough for me to scare it. I thought it would be wrong to entice it over by looking all friendly and nice and then scare the crap out of it.
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