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Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
I will be in Boston this year with the woman I had to start dating because I could not wait for you forever.
Much love to you.
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Pushy the Puppy
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To the women of the board:
Although this message appears to be addressed solely to paigow princess, it is not. It is addressed to you. Each and every one of you. Pushy may deny this, he may not. It matters little what he has to say on this subject, for we all know the truth. His desperate retreat up the coast to Boston only underscores the universe-shattering heartbreak each of you has caused.
Do you see what you have done? You sicken me. Each of you. To say that I am repulsed by you would be an absurdly hyperbolic compliment to you in comparison with my true feelings at this moment.
I must go comfort Pushy now.
