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Reality Dating Show Updates (Spoilers)
I'm sure Bilmore has been waiting for this all week.
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Joe $$:
Oh yawn. Once again they made it come down to the bad girl who put out and the good girl who didn't. Not that the producers manipulated the situation at all, but the good girl got mostly morning or afternoon dates and the bad girl got all evening dates.) Wingnut that I am, I was ready to hurl if David used the word "pure" to describe Linda one more time.
We had the brief hope that she dumped his sorry ass when she found out he wasn't rich but a quick look at the TV guide showed another half hour so you knew it wasn't to be. She got $250,000 American for picking him and he got a 90 acre ranch, supposedly in the Austin/hill country part of Texas, for being a boring dope.
Average Joe: Melana got a good look at the new cute buys' bods when they played BBall and they were the Skins team and also got to compare bodies when they were all in the pool with the average guys (bonus points for upping the insecurity levels of the average guys -- one went into major diet and exercise mode). She chose 2 cute guys for one-on-one dates to get a chance to know them. Her gaydar (or bi-dar) went off with one of them but she sucked face anyway. Melana dumped one of the cute guys for being a potential stalker and dumped the delusional geek because he decided they were in love because she gave him two pecks on the cheeks (bonus points if they show his reaction to all the heavy kissing with the other guys on the inevitable reunion show).
Next week has the potential to be marvelous. Melana's fat and dumpy "cousin" (actually her in a fat suit) will meet with the guys. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
Fu(I watch too much TV period)gee
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