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		| Originally posted by purse junkie 
 5) it's Yiddish for a loser basically.  No self-confidence, nerdy, weak, unassertive, wimpy, socially inept.
 
 And while they were cleaning up the straight guy, they should've taken aim at the wife's blond-poodle-permed black roots as well.
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 I agree, then, that he is a "nebbish."  But I blame it all on his disapproving and overbearing mom (who first suggested the rug on his head).  What a manipulative and judgmental bitch.  He is freaking out about his baldness and desperately seeking approval from everyone at the party because of his neurotic need for others to validate his existence and she looks right at his bald head and gives him a dirty look.  His therapist must be making a fortune off him.  
And by the way, $3000 a year to maintain that ugly hairpiece!?!  $3000 x 13 years is ummm...a lot of money.  I think he could've bought all the furniture he needed with that money.      
Yes, the wife needed the fab five more than he did.