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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
I agree, then, that he is a "nebbish." But I blame it all on his disapproving and overbearing mom (who first suggested the rug on his head). What a manipulative and judgmental bitch
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It was a truly class act for Mommie Dearest to look at her son's head, then deliberately turn away.
Okay, he's bald, he's chinless, he's rather a drip. But she can brag to all her catty friends over coffee that he's a LAWYER goddammit (a profession she probably chose for him, another kind move), so what's the Lorena-Bobbitt-of-moms' fucking problem?
Ooooo, and watching that solvent eating away at the toupee goop on his scalp made me cringe. I thought his head was gonna start steaming as the acid bit in.