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Originally posted by Fugee
I missed the one with the furniture ruining advice. What was it?
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"Having trouble removing the shrinkwrap from a new CD? Just place it on its edge against your coffee table, and zip it along the edge. Voila! No muss, no fuss." Completely paraphrased, but it sounds like something he would say.
You'll try this exactly once before realizing that they call them "jewel cases" because they cut through a wooden coffee table like Deuced's diamond hard nipples. I guess gay dudes really
do live in flats with furniture made entirely of stainless steel and glass.
