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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is further proof that next to Hugh Heffner, Tiger Woods is enjoying the greatest life of any male American. I mean, really, is there any American male in history you'd rather be than Woods? The guy is going to be a billionaire before he's done... all for playing golf. I'd say he's got a better gig than any movies star, CEO or rock star in history.
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He's got an incredible life, but I would never want to be him. Here's why:
(1) You'd talk like a dork for the rest of your life
(2) You didn't decide your fate. Your father did.
(3) And the most important: your maximum bet at a blackjack table in Vegas would be $100. Reports of him doing this angers me more than anything I can fathom. Would you really want to be that guy? The cheapest sonofabitch EVER? I couldn't live with myself. I don't care if it's in his nature to be frugal. I would never want it to be in MY nature. People who initially were surrounding his table ("HEY! It's Tiger!") apparently left b/c they were so bored.
Tiger Woods is Ned Flanders with a great golf swing.
