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Originally posted by Not Bob
Um, sebby, you do realize that said spawn to be wiped out would be our children* that you're talking about?
Whoa, in a keanu-like way -- that rhymes!
*Yes, sebby and I have children together, and I am proud to finally say it aloud. Our version of The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name has resulted in two cute little tykes named Muffy and Kip.
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Bob,
If you and your wife are the sort McMansion owning, Lexus SUV driving, getting in the coach's face becase your kid doesn't get enough time on the midget soccer field, talking down to the cashier at Nordstroms because you think you're royalty, mouthing off to others about your kids fantastic grades, dragging your tykes from one practice to another and then to the LSAT prep course to make sure he gets into an Ivy league shool, conspicuously flaunting the country club membership you can barely afford, Benz-you-can't-afford-owning, living-for-your-kids becaue you have nothing else interesting but you large screen television and automatic lawn watering system, getting involved in the PTA, latte swilling, talking about your stock portfolio, leveraging your ass to pay for the local private school you can't afford sort of soccer parents I run into all the time in this area, yep, I hope your little spawn of Satan runs headlong into a green cloud of plague.
SD
