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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What are you if you don't want to be an urban professional, but you are?

This is not a question relevant to you.

I don't know how the hell I got here, or why I'm here.

Yes you do. You say so in just a second.

I just kept doing things which people told me would pay for my increasing bar tabs and expensive taste in food and good clothes.

Keep up the good work.

I don't really want any career.

Not sure what your point is here. So what?

Hell, I'd rather be remembered for having written one good song than a whole liftime of professional achievement in any of the usual fields.

So write a song.

I don't want anything actually but to have a good time and stay healthy.

Yes. Emphasis on the "good time" part.

I'm only living a yuppy lifestyle because women want to live that way, and I love my wife.

This is not true and you know it is not true, which makes it a lie.

I like nice cars, but I prefer not to drive at all.

Personally, cars bore me, but if this floats your boat, then you should buy nice cars. Very nice cars. As to your second point, get a driver.

I don't want to go to little league practice with kids or paint the garage.

Get a nanny. Hire a painter. This is so obvious, I am beginning to wonder if all the lysergic acid has made you dim.

Hell, I'd live in a condo for the rest of my days if I had my way.

There are many nice condos in pretty much every urban area. Buy one.

What the hell is a yuppy who isn't a yuppy?

Something/someone that/who is not you.

I feel every day like I'm living Pete Townsend's "Substitute."

You should try living Ursula 1000's "All System's Are Go-Go" instead. There are more martinis involved and it is, therefore, more fun.

I guess I'm the everyman.

Whatever.