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Greedy, lazy, user, ho-bitches
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Though we often dress, speak, and look fabulous, and carry a party with our charms, typically, we lawyers are obsessive, idiosyncratic, not people persons, overly opinionated, etc. (oh, and apparently self-loathing.) From what I've seen and heard, mixing two of this kind is rarely a recipe for successful relationships.
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My brother and I, after much discussion on the matter, have decided that lawyers should get together with archictects. Lawyers are inherently uncool, but they have lots of money. Geeky, dress poorly, subscribe to things like Consumer Reports and bar journals. Architects are inherently cool, but make crap money. Dress well, have grand designs for their homes, and subscribe to things like Wallpaper. The merging of the two is a mutually beneficial arrangement. We're playing yetna this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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